Traffic begins to stall on Garden State Parkway just north of Somers Pt-Beesley Pt bridge #MemorialDay2016 #acpress pic.twitter.com/PvHwrE7Hhe

— Michael Ein (@ACPressEin) May 30, 2016

I don’t understand the beach yet: it’s pouring rain, will continue to do so all day, and people are going to sit in traffic to… jam into the indoor mini-golf courses along with everybody else who would normally be out on the sand?

I guess you’re there in your swimsuit, and you’re less likely to get a sunburn.